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This Week's Featured Testimonial
Just some mister
I swear, when I gaze at Joe Biden's teeth, something especially unusual happens. My entire body shakes with glee and the tingles you'd normally associate with severe nerve damage is actually a water slide of confidence, justice for all and optimism running through my veins. Shortly after, I question my sexuality. Am I in love with this handsome man? Why am I so strongly drawn to this man's mouth? Is turkey breast on sale at Jewel this week...? You get the point. Strong. Magnetic. Effect. God bless your teeth, Joe Biden. Now go help our man Obama lead the free world to change and new found glory. XOXO
Expensive Dentures?
I hope when I'm his age, I can afford those expensive dentures he has.
Let Freedom... Shine
America has always been a shining beacon of freedom. The light of that beacon is fueled by the shine of Biden's Teeth. (Caps intentional) Here, here VP-Elect!
Go Dog!
Some damn fool said this guy has the best teeth. Biden, you son of a bitch! Go dog!
Teeth Are An Inspiration
I got 100% on the teeth challenge! You go JOE! Your teeth are an inspiritation. WORD.
That Smile...
Doesn't his smile just scream, "I wanna sex you up?"
Ski Lift
Joe Biden's teeth can bite through ski lift cables.
Pimp
Joe's mouth is full of Pimp'namel !!!!!
Nibblers
Its like his mouth is full of baby angels...
Lead The Way!
The hormones in his body can tell the change of season and the nearness of winter and christmas approaching. like the sparkle of the trees and the white frosted snow, is teeth know what to do. LEAD THE WAY!
Fact
joe biden's teeth has more uva and uvb rays than the sun.
I Have a Dream...
I have a dream....that one day I will wake up and look in the mirror and see a Joe Biden smile in the reflection...or that i wont be able to see the reflection bc my smile shines so bright.
That the citizens of America aren't judged by the content of their character but the color of their teeth...I have a Dream!
How's That Possible?
OMG, his teeth are whiter than his hair!
The Word of God for The People of God
For God so loved the world, he gave Joe Biden great teeth. Gen. 1:1-2
Lovejoy
on facebook, they are giving away free "gifts" of joe biden frankenstien dolls..
the teeth look amazing on him!!
Holy Teeth
Wow. Those are the whitest teeth ever on a 65 year old man. Those are blingin teeth. Joe Biden clearly has the best teeth ever for a VP candidate. I bet Sarah Palin has cavities. No one can compete with the whitest teeth on the planet Earth. Therefore, support the Obama/Biden ticket. If we ever get a massive blackout in the United States we can all just rely on Joe teeth for light.
No iPhone?
Hey what happened to the Joe Biden's teeth iphone release????
Rejection
I would like to express my disgust with apple and its rejection of the iphone app. All Hail communist Apple. Heil Jobs!
Nancy Pelosi
It is amazing how good dentures can look. Perhaps Joe can lend a set of his to Nancy Pelosi.
Seen the Light
"Is Senator Obama ready to lead this nation during a time of such turmoil?" I asked myself this election season.
Joe Biden's teeth provided the only answer I needed. His teeth provided a luminescent, perfectly aligned reassurance that indeed Barack Obama is the One.
Holy Teeth
I was a dentist for years and gave it up under the non-brush administration. But now I have hope and believe in change.
paid for by dentists for Obama/Biden
Hydrogen Destroys
IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY YOUR SMILE JUST KEEP UP JOE. HYDROGEN IN ANY STRENGTH DESTROYES THE ENAMEL OF YOUR TOOTH AND CAN CAUSE DECAY. iT IS YOUR DECISION!!!
Bicuspids
I'd thrill to drill his bicuspids!
From Sea to Shining Sea
Joe Biden's pearly whites are a beacon of hope in an otherwise dangerous and frightening world. Standing tall, standing straight and standing together they are the teeth of a confident and proud America. Despots with yellow teeth beware- there's a new sheriff in town.
Shiners
Over in the UK we saw a strange gleam lighting up the sky from across the Atlantic. It was Joe Biden's teeth shining like the dawn of a new era.
And we knew that there was hope, even for us cronky snaggle-toothed Brits...
Wowza!
Joe Biden's teeth are shining, white, pillars of hope for our nation. God bless Senator Biden and those beautiful chompers.
Hope?
I actually HAD some hope before seeing those shiney whities. Now I walk around with my lips zipped, so as not to invite comparison to my NOW grungie gobblers.
Thanks, Joe!
new Obama rumors
They haven't affected me, but his teeth are sparking some new Obama rumors: http://tinyurl.com/6xvku7
A New Beginning
I was a hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool Republican. After seeing Joe Biden's teeth, I have seen the error of my ways! Those pearly whites symbolize a new beginning!
God's Teeth
It's like the whiutest clouds and the strongest mountain had a baby. Spectacular. These are God's teeth.
Nicest
His is one of the nicest smiles I have ever come across!
From Delaware
I am illseed from Delaware. I work at AllHipHop.com. I had no ambition in life until I saw Joe Biden's teeth. Now, I am one of the biggest things on the internet. Google me! Thanks Joe Biden's teeth and thank you Joe Biden!
Go Broadway Joe!!
I hope when I am his age my choppers look like that. GO Broadway Joe!!
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Yes We Can!
Teeth indicate the health of the nation. We need the Biden and Obama to lead the nation in promoting good health for all Americans. We want good teeth not only for our leaders but for the middle and lower class people of the nation. A smile in every person will erase the ill will of the past regime. Yes we can!!!!!
Presiding Over The Senate
This is a smile that could end a filibuster. The lack of any gaps promotes reaching across the aisle. Their gleam is the hope for a better tomorrow.
Comedian
At first I was skeptical, I was hesitant to lend him my vote, however after watching his debate with Palin, I noticed his teeth reflected a message using Morse code, I realized he deserves more consideration....
Because really.... who else's teeth can spell out "Drink Your Ovaltine" ?
Tell your friends,
Razzle*
www.TheRazzleShow.com
Politician
Sounds like Joe stole this from Vermin Supreme, who always reminds you "Brush your teeth, its the Law!"
http://www.verminsupreme.com/
Bicuspids
Fact: Joe Biden's mesmerizing bicuspids deserve and command an honory mention when discussing the modern marvels of the world.
The Duo
Joe and Obama "The dynamic duo". I'm looking forward to change!
Wondering
U guys is crazy
Cheers!
Wow, if you put half the effort you put into this website into actually being involved in our democracy, maybe our country wouldn't be in the shitter! Cheers!
Just some mister
I swear, when I gaze at Joe Biden's teeth, something especially unusual happens. My entire body shakes with glee and the tingles you'd normally associate with severe nerve damage is actually a water slide of confidence, justice for all and optimism running through my veins. Shortly after, I question my sexuality. Am I in love with this handsome man? Why am I so strongly drawn to this man's mouth? Is turkey breast on sale at Jewel this week...? You get the point. Strong. Magnetic. Effect. God bless your teeth, Joe Biden. Now go help our man Obama lead the free world to change and new found glory. XOXO
Game Changer
After being undecided my entire life, I can assure you this was a game changer. Boy has my game changed. The game hasn't been the same since.
Sent from my Joe Biden's Teeth iPhone
Pearly Whites
As Joe Biden declares, we must extend our bristles' reach across party lines to preserve our best American asset. Teeth are so instrumental in demonstrating our hygiene, our socio-economic class and most importantly our patriotism. We ought not vote a man in the white house with dingy, plaque-ridden choppers. The consequences of which would be unimaginable. Joe Biden's pearly whites will serve as the beacon on capital hill that the American people have been brushing for.
Let us raise our brushes to the teeth that have stopped warring nations dead in their plaque. To the teeth protecting the tongue that calls wheel-chaired men to stand. To the teeth flossed and whitened so proudly by Joe Biden.
Joey is my Favorite
Joe Biden is so dreamy. Er, I mean. Joe Biden possesses great leadership capabilities. Yup.
Gleaming White Beacon of Hope
I had begun to lose hope for the future of America, when suddenly I saw a light at the end of the tunnel — a gleaming white beacon of hope. It called to me, urging me to move on from the plaque and decay of the last 8 years and look towards a sparkling new future. I chewed it over a bit before deciding that I was indeed ready to embrace the minty fresh change promised by Joe Biden's smile.