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This Week's Featured Testimonial
From Sea to Shining Sea
Joe Biden's pearly whites are a beacon of hope in an otherwise dangerous and frightening world. Standing tall, standing straight and standing together they are the teeth of a confident and proud America. Despots with yellow teeth beware- there's a new sheriff in town.
Let Freedom... Shine
America has always been a shining beacon of freedom. The light of that beacon is fueled by the shine of Biden's Teeth. (Caps intentional) Here, here VP-Elect!
Teeth Are An Inspiration
I got 100% on the teeth challenge! You go JOE! Your teeth are an inspiritation. WORD.
That Smile...
Doesn't his smile just scream, 'I wanna sex you up?'
Ski Lift
Joe Biden's teeth can bite through ski lift cables.
Pimp
Joe's mouth is full of Pimp'namel !!!!!
Nibblers
Its like his mouth is full of baby angels...
Lead The Way!
The hormones in his body can tell the change of season and the nearness of winter and christmas approaching. like the sparkle of the trees and the white frosted snow, is teeth know what to do. LEAD THE WAY!
Fact
joe biden's teeth has more uva and uvb rays than the sun.
I Have a Dream...
I have a dream....that one day I will wake up and look in the mirror and see a Joe Biden smile in the reflection...or that i wont be able to see the reflection bc my smile shines so bright. That the citizens of America aren't judged by the content of their character but the color of their teeth...I have a Dream!
The Word of God for The People of God
For God so loved the world, he gave Joe Biden great teeth. Gen. 1:1-2
Lovejoy
on facebook, they are giving away free 'gifts' of joe biden frankenstien dolls.. the teeth look amazing on him!!
Holy Teeth
Wow. Those are the whitest teeth ever on a 65 year old man. Those are blingin teeth. Joe Biden clearly has the best teeth ever for a VP candidate. I bet Sarah Palin has cavities. No one can compete with the whitest teeth on the planet Earth. Therefore, support the Obama/Biden ticket. If we ever get a massive blackout in the United States we can all just rely on Joe teeth for light.
No iPhone?
Hey what happened to the Joe Biden's teeth iphone release????
Seen the Light
'Is Senator Obama ready to lead this nation during a time of such turmoil?' I asked myself this election season. Joe Biden's teeth provided the only answer I needed. His teeth provided a luminescent, perfectly aligned reassurance that indeed Barack Obama is the One.
Holy Teeth
I was a dentist for years and gave it up under the non-brush administration. But now I have hope and believe in change. paid for by dentists for Obama/Biden
Shiners
Over in the UK we saw a strange gleam lighting up the sky from across the Atlantic. It was Joe Biden's teeth shining like the dawn of a new era. And we knew that there was hope, even for us cronky snaggle-toothed Brits...
Wowza!
Joe Biden's teeth are shining, white, pillars of hope for our nation. God bless Senator Biden and those beautiful chompers.
Hope?
I actually HAD some hope before seeing those shiney whities. Now I walk around with my lips zipped, so as not to invite comparison to my NOW grungie gobblers. Thanks, Joe!
A New Beginning
I was a hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool Republican. After seeing Joe Biden's teeth, I have seen the error of my ways! Those pearly whites symbolize a new beginning!
God's Teeth
It's like the whiutest clouds and the strongest mountain had a baby. Spectacular. These are God's teeth.
Nicest
His is one of the nicest smiles I have ever come across!
From Delaware
I am illseed from Delaware. I work at AllHipHop.com. I had no ambition in life until I saw Joe Biden's teeth. Now, I am one of the biggest things on the internet. Google me! Thanks Joe Biden's teeth and thank you Joe Biden!
Go Broadway Joe!!
I hope when I am his age my choppers look like that. GO Broadway Joe!! Http://www.NJGarageSales.com
Yes We Can!
Teeth indicate the health of the nation. We need the Biden and Obama to lead the nation in promoting good health for all Americans. We want good teeth not only for our leaders but for the middle and lower class people of the nation. A smile in every person will erase the ill will of the past regime. Yes we can!!!!!
Presiding Over The Senate
This is a smile that could end a filibuster. The lack of any gaps promotes reaching across the aisle. Their gleam is the hope for a better tomorrow.
Comedian
At first I was skeptical, I was hesitant to lend him my vote, however after watching his debate with Palin, I noticed his teeth reflected a message using Morse code, I realized he deserves more consideration...Because really.... who else's teeth can spell out 'Drink Your Ovaltine' ? Tell your friends,Razzle. www.TheRazzleShow.com
Bicuspids
Fact: Joe Biden's mesmerizing bicuspids deserve and command an honory mention when discussing the modern marvels of the world.
The Duo
Joe and Obama 'The dynamic duo'. I'm looking forward to change!
Wondering
U guys is crazy
Just some mister
I swear, when I gaze at Joe Biden's teeth, something especially unusual happens. My entire body shakes with glee and the tingles you'd normally associate with severe nerve damage is actually a water slide of confidence, justice for all and optimism running through my veins. Shortly after, I question my sexuality. Am I in love with this handsome man? Why am I so strongly drawn to this man's mouth? Is turkey breast on sale at Jewel this week...? You get the point. Strong. Magnetic. Effect. God bless your teeth, Joe Biden. Now go help our man Obama lead the free world to change and new found glory. XOXO
Game Changer
After being undecided my entire life, I can assure you this was a game changer. Boy has my game changed. The game hasn't been the same since. Sent from my Joe Biden's Teeth iPhone
Pearly Whites
As Joe Biden declares, we must extend our bristles' reach across party lines to preserve our best American asset. Teeth are so instrumental in demonstrating our hygiene, our socio-economic class and most importantly our patriotism. We ought not vote a man in the white house with dingy, plaque-ridden choppers. The consequences of which would be unimaginable. Joe Biden's pearly whites will serve as the beacon on capital hill that the American people have been brushing for. Let us raise our brushes to the teeth that have stopped warring nations dead in their plaque. To the teeth protecting the tongue that calls wheel-chaired men to stand. To the teeth flossed and whitened so proudly by Joe Biden.
Joey is my Favorite
Joe Biden is so dreamy. Er, I mean. Joe Biden possesses great leadership capabilities. Yup.
Gleaming White Beacon of Hope
I had begun to lose hope for the future of America, when suddenly I saw a light at the end of the tunnel — a gleaming white beacon of hope. It called to me, urging me to move on from the plaque and decay of the last 8 years and look towards a sparkling new future. I chewed it over a bit before deciding that I was indeed ready to embrace the minty fresh change promised by Joe Biden's smile.
Fight terrorism
Joe is an inspirational for all. His smile is ALMOST as bright as the 2 geniuses that thought up the site. Kudos!
Super Incredible
Joe's veneers say it all...bright, white, facade!
Put on a smile!
I have been sooo inspired by his teeth. I mean, even with his growing age, his teeth still prevails! This represents the true meaning of happiness: Pearl White teeth that can brighten anyone's day with a smile! So put on a smile!
WOW!
I have never seen white that bright! Joe is the white teeth super here for all people. talk about a change.
teeth clean regime
today I started a regiment of flossing, brushing, and a 30second rinse with the green burny stuff. I can only hope to one day have teeth as beautiful as Mr. Biden...the gleam off of them is soo beautiful. What an example of power!
A Smile That Reaches The Eyes
Joe Biden's teeth? Hmmm... How can we help but smile when we see his gorgeous smile!! And how can we help but not love someone's smile that lights up their WHOLE face. Joe's teeth and his smile are absolutely inspiring. What I really love about that smile... it reaches his eyes.
U GO JOE
U GO JOE !!!!!
HAHA
His teeth are white and dagerous!!! L0L
Get ready Joe!
Joe's lovely teeth make me think that there is promise that anything can happen. It is possible that everyone will come to their senses and impeach Obama and let Joe take over! Then we can see his pearly whites all the time and maybe we would all have something to smile about!
a shiningexample
joe bidens teeth are ashining exampleofthepower of trident,and good dental hygene.
Joe Biden's Teeth Are As Perfect As His Shoes and Socks
Joe's teeth are dazzling. But so are his expensive, perfectly polished shoes and his impeccable socks. He has the most dapper feet and the nicest teeth on earth. In fact I WANT his teeth and his shoes and socks for myself. Which would leave him barefoot and toothless. Well, that's the breaks.
Bare Gummed American
I don't have any teeth but i do have national pride. <3
Like the burning core of venus
Joe Biden's teeth are brighter than the brightest stars, brighter than the glistening scales of a mermaid, brighter even than the aspirations of young astronauts. They are essentially my shaman, and spiritual guide.
Tingle
When I see Joe Biden's teeth I get a tingle, right up my leg!
Teeth vs Plugs
I can't stop my eyes from darting to his glaring teeth and back to his glaring hair plugs that he combs straight back. Then he's got that Senatorial Hair in the back, kinda too long for 2010. You know what I mean, that elder DC statesman hair that make him look like he's been in the Senate since, "Tippycanoe and Tyler Too! " Go Plugs Go!
Teeth don't lie
Unlike his lips and his tongue, Joe Biden's teeth do not lie. They're very, um, upfront.
gaffe a matic
At least when he's showing off those pearly white teeth, he cant say too much.
Liar
My father had to replace all of Joe Biden's teeth due to negligence and lack of care on his part. They are ALL implants. I cannot believe that a website like this can exist when it is a complete lie.
ave discordia..
can u tell me what should be so special in this smile? the teeth are no even white...they look a bit grey!!!
Hope.
There is one word that I think of when I see Joe Biden's teeth: Hope. This wonderful man's chompers help me know that through hard work and dedication, my teeth will also be a beautiful shade of white.
Where/How did he get them?
Are they dentures? Or crowns? They don't look all that real. I don't mind either way, I'm just curious.
Just some mister
I swear, when I gaze at Joe Biden's teeth, something especially unusual happens. My entire body shakes with glee and the tingles you'd normally associate with severe nerve damage is actually a water slide of confidence, justice for all and optimism running through my veins. Shortly after, I question my sexuality. Am I in love with this handsome man? Why am I so strongly drawn to this man's mouth? Is turkey breast on sale at Jewel this week...? You get the point. Strong. Magnetic. Effect. God bless your teeth, Joe Biden. Now go help our man Obama lead the free world to change and new found glory. XOXO
iloveyou<3
Joe Biden, your inaugural teeth are marvelous. I love your teeth. Keep them clean please. Sometimes, when I look at your teeth, I feel like im just staring at the Sun or something. Wow, shiny. Well, your teeth are inspirational to people with dirty teeth everywhere. If onloy everyone had teeth like yours.
Ron – Westlake, OH