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Testimonials

iloveyou<3

2009-01-27
by Anna

Joe Biden, your inaugural teeth are marvelous. I love your teeth. Keep them clean please. Sometimes, when I look at your teeth, I feel like im just staring at the Sun or something. Wow, shiny. Well, your teeth are inspirational to people with dirty teeth everywhere. If onloy everyone had teeth like yours.

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Let Freedom... Shine

2008-11-19
by MFlutka

America has always been a shining beacon of freedom. The light of that beacon is fueled by the shine of Biden's Teeth. (Caps intentional) Here, here VP-Elect!

Rating: 4

Teeth Are An Inspiration

2008-11-17
by Krispyazn

I got 100% on the teeth challenge! You go JOE! Your teeth are an inspiritation. WORD.

Rating: 5

That Smile...

2008-11-16
by Anthony Cohen

Doesn't his smile just scream, 'I wanna sex you up?'

Rating: 5

Ski Lift

2008-11-13
by Mike R

Joe Biden's teeth can bite through ski lift cables.

Rating: 4

Pimp

2008-11-12
by Enamel

Joe's mouth is full of Pimp'namel !!!!!

Rating: 5

Nibblers

2008-11-12
by Cavity Creep

Its like his mouth is full of baby angels...

Rating: 5

Lead The Way!

2008-11-04
by Rico Glisten

The hormones in his body can tell the change of season and the nearness of winter and christmas approaching. like the sparkle of the trees and the white frosted snow, is teeth know what to do. LEAD THE WAY!

Rating: 5

Fact

2008-11-04
by Coppertone

joe biden's teeth has more uva and uvb rays than the sun.

Rating: 5

I Have a Dream...

2008-11-04
by Sophia

I have a dream....that one day I will wake up and look in the mirror and see a Joe Biden smile in the reflection...or that i wont be able to see the reflection bc my smile shines so bright. That the citizens of America aren't judged by the content of their character but the color of their teeth...I have a Dream!

Rating: 3

The Word of God for The People of God

2008-11-02
by Nick

For God so loved the world, he gave Joe Biden great teeth. Gen. 1:1-2

Rating: 5

Lovejoy

2008-10-30
by Jessica

on facebook, they are giving away free 'gifts' of joe biden frankenstien dolls.. the teeth look amazing on him!!

Rating: 4

Holy Teeth

2008-10-30
by Jenny

Wow. Those are the whitest teeth ever on a 65 year old man. Those are blingin teeth. Joe Biden clearly has the best teeth ever for a VP candidate. I bet Sarah Palin has cavities. No one can compete with the whitest teeth on the planet Earth. Therefore, support the Obama/Biden ticket. If we ever get a massive blackout in the United States we can all just rely on Joe teeth for light.

Rating: 5

No iPhone?

2008-10-29
by Bignz

Hey what happened to the Joe Biden's teeth iphone release????

Rating: 5

Seen the Light

2008-10-28
by Anonymous

'Is Senator Obama ready to lead this nation during a time of such turmoil?' I asked myself this election season. Joe Biden's teeth provided the only answer I needed. His teeth provided a luminescent, perfectly aligned reassurance that indeed Barack Obama is the One.

Rating: 5

Holy Teeth

2008-10-27
by Rebecca

I was a dentist for years and gave it up under the non-brush administration. But now I have hope and believe in change. paid for by dentists for Obama/Biden

Rating: 5

Shiners

2008-10-22
by Will

Over in the UK we saw a strange gleam lighting up the sky from across the Atlantic. It was Joe Biden's teeth shining like the dawn of a new era. And we knew that there was hope, even for us cronky snaggle-toothed Brits...

Rating: 4

Wowza!

2008-10-21
by Bob

Joe Biden's teeth are shining, white, pillars of hope for our nation. God bless Senator Biden and those beautiful chompers.

Rating: 5

Hope?

2008-10-21
by Deven

I actually HAD some hope before seeing those shiney whities. Now I walk around with my lips zipped, so as not to invite comparison to my NOW grungie gobblers. Thanks, Joe!

Rating: 1

A New Beginning

2008-10-21
by Pistol

I was a hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool Republican. After seeing Joe Biden's teeth, I have seen the error of my ways! Those pearly whites symbolize a new beginning!

Rating: 5

God's Teeth

2008-10-21
by Beautiful Brandon

It's like the whiutest clouds and the strongest mountain had a baby. Spectacular. These are God's teeth.

Rating: 5

Nicest

2008-10-20
by Anonymous

His is one of the nicest smiles I have ever come across!

Rating: 5

From Delaware

2008-10-19
by Ill Seed

I am illseed from Delaware. I work at AllHipHop.com. I had no ambition in life until I saw Joe Biden's teeth. Now, I am one of the biggest things on the internet. Google me! Thanks Joe Biden's teeth and thank you Joe Biden!

Rating: 5

Go Broadway Joe!!

2008-10-19
by Fox Media Group

I hope when I am his age my choppers look like that. GO Broadway Joe!! Http://www.NJGarageSales.com

Rating: 5

Yes We Can!

2008-10-18
by Midde-aged Marsha

Teeth indicate the health of the nation. We need the Biden and Obama to lead the nation in promoting good health for all Americans. We want good teeth not only for our leaders but for the middle and lower class people of the nation. A smile in every person will erase the ill will of the past regime. Yes we can!!!!!

Rating: 5

Presiding Over The Senate

2008-10-18
by Anonymous

This is a smile that could end a filibuster. The lack of any gaps promotes reaching across the aisle. Their gleam is the hope for a better tomorrow.

Rating: 5

Comedian

2008-10-17
by Razzle

At first I was skeptical, I was hesitant to lend him my vote, however after watching his debate with Palin, I noticed his teeth reflected a message using Morse code, I realized he deserves more consideration...Because really.... who else's teeth can spell out 'Drink Your Ovaltine' ? Tell your friends,Razzle. www.TheRazzleShow.com

Rating: 3

Bicuspids

2008-10-16
by Eric Gardiner

Fact: Joe Biden's mesmerizing bicuspids deserve and command an honory mention when discussing the modern marvels of the world.

Rating: 5

The Duo

2008-10-16
by Glenda

Joe and Obama 'The dynamic duo'. I'm looking forward to change!

Rating: 5

Wondering

2008-10-16
by Whatsup

U guys is crazy

Rating: 5

Just some mister

2008-10-16
by Ken

I swear, when I gaze at Joe Biden's teeth, something especially unusual happens. My entire body shakes with glee and the tingles you'd normally associate with severe nerve damage is actually a water slide of confidence, justice for all and optimism running through my veins. Shortly after, I question my sexuality. Am I in love with this handsome man? Why am I so strongly drawn to this man's mouth? Is turkey breast on sale at Jewel this week...? You get the point. Strong. Magnetic. Effect. God bless your teeth, Joe Biden. Now go help our man Obama lead the free world to change and new found glory. XOXO

Rating: 5

Game Changer

2008-10-16
by John D

After being undecided my entire life, I can assure you this was a game changer. Boy has my game changed. The game hasn't been the same since. Sent from my Joe Biden's Teeth iPhone

Rating: 5

Pearly Whites

2008-10-15
by Sarah K

As Joe Biden declares, we must extend our bristles' reach across party lines to preserve our best American asset. Teeth are so instrumental in demonstrating our hygiene, our socio-economic class and most importantly our patriotism. We ought not vote a man in the white house with dingy, plaque-ridden choppers. The consequences of which would be unimaginable. Joe Biden's pearly whites will serve as the beacon on capital hill that the American people have been brushing for. Let us raise our brushes to the teeth that have stopped warring nations dead in their plaque. To the teeth protecting the tongue that calls wheel-chaired men to stand. To the teeth flossed and whitened so proudly by Joe Biden.

Rating: 5

Joey is my Favorite

2008-10-14
by Tracy

Joe Biden is so dreamy. Er, I mean. Joe Biden possesses great leadership capabilities. Yup.

Rating: 5

Gleaming White Beacon of Hope

2008-10-14
by Melissa

I had begun to lose hope for the future of America, when suddenly I saw a light at the end of the tunnel — a gleaming white beacon of hope. It called to me, urging me to move on from the plaque and decay of the last 8 years and look towards a sparkling new future. I chewed it over a bit before deciding that I was indeed ready to embrace the minty fresh change promised by Joe Biden's smile.

Rating: 5

Fight terrorism

2009-01-19
by Bignz

Joe is an inspirational for all. His smile is ALMOST as bright as the 2 geniuses that thought up the site. Kudos!

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Super Incredible

2009-01-21
by Ridire

Joe's veneers say it all...bright, white, facade!

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Put on a smile!

2009-01-21
by Angela

I have been sooo inspired by his teeth. I mean, even with his growing age, his teeth still prevails! This represents the true meaning of happiness: Pearl White teeth that can brighten anyone's day with a smile! So put on a smile!

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WOW!

2009-01-22
by Genny Charles

I have never seen white that bright! Joe is the white teeth super here for all people. talk about a change.

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teeth clean regime

2009-01-29
by keith

today I started a regiment of flossing, brushing, and a 30second rinse with the green burny stuff. I can only hope to one day have teeth as beautiful as Mr. Biden...the gleam off of them is soo beautiful. What an example of power!

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A Smile That Reaches The Eyes

2009-01-31
by N.C. Dental Hygienist

Joe Biden's teeth? Hmmm... How can we help but smile when we see his gorgeous smile!! And how can we help but not love someone's smile that lights up their WHOLE face. Joe's teeth and his smile are absolutely inspiring. What I really love about that smile... it reaches his eyes.

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U GO JOE

2009-02-06
by dee

U GO JOE !!!!!

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HAHA

2009-03-15
by Carlisa

His teeth are white and dagerous!!! L0L

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Get ready Joe!

2009-03-18
by still waiting for some POSITIVE change

Joe's lovely teeth make me think that there is promise that anything can happen. It is possible that everyone will come to their senses and impeach Obama and let Joe take over! Then we can see his pearly whites all the time and maybe we would all have something to smile about!

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a shiningexample

2009-03-28
by tammy

joe bidens teeth are ashining exampleofthepower of trident,and good dental hygene.

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Joe Biden's Teeth Are As Perfect As His Shoes and Socks

2009-06-19
by Jimbo

Joe's teeth are dazzling. But so are his expensive, perfectly polished shoes and his impeccable socks. He has the most dapper feet and the nicest teeth on earth. In fact I WANT his teeth and his shoes and socks for myself. Which would leave him barefoot and toothless. Well, that's the breaks.

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Bare Gummed American

2010-01-29
by Jessie

I don't have any teeth but i do have national pride. <3

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Like the burning core of venus

2010-01-29
by Sara Klugman

Joe Biden's teeth are brighter than the brightest stars, brighter than the glistening scales of a mermaid, brighter even than the aspirations of young astronauts. They are essentially my shaman, and spiritual guide.

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Tingle

2010-10-14
by Dan

When I see Joe Biden's teeth I get a tingle, right up my leg!

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Teeth vs Plugs

2010-10-14
by Dan

I can't stop my eyes from darting to his glaring teeth and back to his glaring hair plugs that he combs straight back. Then he's got that Senatorial Hair in the back, kinda too long for 2010. You know what I mean, that elder DC statesman hair that make him look like he's been in the Senate since, "Tippycanoe and Tyler Too! " Go Plugs Go!

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Teeth don't lie

2010-10-14
by Shogun

Unlike his lips and his tongue, Joe Biden's teeth do not lie. They're very, um, upfront.

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gaffe a matic

2010-10-15
by Rick

At least when he's showing off those pearly white teeth, he cant say too much.

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Liar

2011-12-01
by Anonymous

My father had to replace all of Joe Biden's teeth due to negligence and lack of care on his part. They are ALL implants. I cannot believe that a website like this can exist when it is a complete lie.

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ave discordia..

2012-06-17
by feranndo poo

can u tell me what should be so special in this smile? the teeth are no even white...they look a bit grey!!!

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Hope.

2012-10-12
by Stormin Mormon

There is one word that I think of when I see Joe Biden's teeth: Hope. This wonderful man's chompers help me know that through hard work and dedication, my teeth will also be a beautiful shade of white.

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Where/How did he get them?

2012-10-12
by Thom

Are they dentures? Or crowns? They don't look all that real. I don't mind either way, I'm just curious.

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Just some mister

2008-10-16
by Ken

I swear, when I gaze at Joe Biden's teeth, something especially unusual happens. My entire body shakes with glee and the tingles you'd normally associate with severe nerve damage is actually a water slide of confidence, justice for all and optimism running through my veins. Shortly after, I question my sexuality. Am I in love with this handsome man? Why am I so strongly drawn to this man's mouth? Is turkey breast on sale at Jewel this week...? You get the point. Strong. Magnetic. Effect. God bless your teeth, Joe Biden. Now go help our man Obama lead the free world to change and new found glory. XOXO

Rating: 5

From Sea to Shining Sea

2008-10-22
by Hockey Mom

Joe Biden's pearly whites are a beacon of hope in an otherwise dangerous and frightening world. Standing tall, standing straight and standing together they are the teeth of a confident and proud America. Despots with yellow teeth beware- there's a new sheriff in town.

Rating: 5

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