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Battle Hymn of Hygiene

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cleaning of the teeth;
we are trampling out the plaque build-up where plaque build-up's bequeathed;
we hath loosed the fateful lightning of our colgate and our crest;
our tooth care marches on!

Glory, glory Halleluja....Glory, glory Halleluja!
Glory, glory Halleluja! Our tooth care marches on!

I have seen plaque in the watch fires of a hundred circling mouths;
it gets built up over time and causes their teeth to fall out;
I can see the righteous sentence by with no inkling of a doubt;
this tooth care marches on!

Glory, glory Halleluja....Glory, glory Halleluja!
Glory, glory Halleluja! Our tooth care marches on!

I have carved a gentle ritual in to my daily deeds;
I am moving my brush to and fro to fulfill my mouth's needs;
In the morning, in the afternoon, and even in the night!
My tooth care marches on!

Glory, glory Halleluja....Glory, glory Halleluja!
Glory, glory Halleluja! Our tooth care marches on!

We have sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
We are sifting out the hearts of all while our hearts still beat;
Oh, be swift, my brush, to clean them all! Be jubilant, don't cheat!
It's tooth care marching on!

Glory, glory Halleluja....Glory, glory Halleluja!
Glory, glory Halleluja! Our tooth care marches on!

In the beauty of the lilies smiles shine just like the sun;
With a glory in our tooth care that transfigures every one;
let us try to all be diligent and even make it fun;
This tooth care marches on!

Glory, glory Halleluja....Glory, glory Halleluja!
Glory, glory Halleluja! Our tooth care marches on!

They are shining like the glory of the morning on the wave,
our wisdom to the mighty, our honor to the brave;
so the plaque shall be our footstool and the gum disease our slave.
Our tooth care marches on....

Glory, glory Halleluja....Glory, glory Halleluja!
Glory, glory Halleluja! Our tooth care marches on!

Dentists for Obama

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Dental Hygienists for Barack Obama

http://my.barackobama.com/page/group/DentalHygienistsforBarackObama

joebidensteeth.com Wishlist

  • Shepard Fairey to design for us.
  • Interview with Joe Biden's dentist (who we can't seem to track down).
  • Mention OR APPEARANCE on the Colbert Report in bear costumes.
  • Erica Hill quality coverage from Anderson Cooper 360.

Mission Statement

  1. renewable enamelReduce our dependency on porcelain and metal fillings through the investment in clean and renewable enamel.
  2. our youthTeach our youth that tooth decay is a matter of national security.
  3. unite demicrats and republicansUnite Democrats and Republicans for the conservation of our most precious natural resource.





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